I sadly sadly sadly agree. frangry: Oh my god. I just can’t take it anymore. this has to be fake. it has to be. if it isn’t i’m moving to a commune where i will grow all my own food. UPDATE: its fucking real. lets go through this. look. at. those. headlines. Jay Leno? Lady Gaga? on the same cover? of a magazine that used to give a damn? are you fucking serious? have you totally sold out? you have totally sold out. new celebrity gurus? what the fuck? if i wanted Us Weekly i’d pick that up instead. a cigarette that might not kill you is a brilliant headline for a magazine that has Evil Robot Bernadette Peters on the front of it. The 90’s Revival. really, Rolling Stone? i bet you talk about Nirvana. no, go on! i’ll wait. Dave Matthews. Recession Drugs? so you mean MORE pot? this isn’t as much a list of headlines as it is just a string of nouns, is it? this entire cover was kept locked in a drawer marked ‘wouldnt it be funny if…’ and then you guys just ran out of ideas. The Girl Who Will Save MTV. does anybody even watch MTV anymore? people who care about eyebrows and car size do. why are you trying to sell a magazine to them? and finally. LA’s punk rock gym. further cementing the fact that you’ve gone from “timeless publication” to “Vh1: The Magazine”. its fucking sad. Rolling Stone used to actually be a GOOD READ.

I sadly sadly sadly agree.

frangry:

Oh my god. I just can’t take it anymore.

this has to be fake. it has to be. if it isn’t i’m moving to a commune where i will grow all my own food.

UPDATE: its fucking real. lets go through this.

  • look. at. those. headlines.
  • Jay Leno? Lady Gaga? on the same cover? of a magazine that used to give a damn? are you fucking serious? have you totally sold out? you have totally sold out.
  • new celebrity gurus? what the fuck? if i wanted Us Weekly i’d pick that up instead.
  • a cigarette that might not kill you is a brilliant headline for a magazine that has Evil Robot Bernadette Peters on the front of it.
  • The 90’s Revival. really, Rolling Stone? i bet you talk about Nirvana. no, go on! i’ll wait.
  • Dave Matthews.
  • Recession Drugs? so you mean MORE pot? this isn’t as much a list of headlines as it is just a string of nouns, is it? this entire cover was kept locked in a drawer marked ‘wouldnt it be funny if…’ and then you guys just ran out of ideas.
  • The Girl Who Will Save MTV. does anybody even watch MTV anymore? people who care about eyebrows and car size do. why are you trying to sell a magazine to them?
  • and finally. LA’s punk rock gym. further cementing the fact that you’ve gone from “timeless publication” to “Vh1: The Magazine”.
its fucking sad. Rolling Stone used to actually be a GOOD READ.

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